Green eggs and ham really exist, and you can make 'em for breakfast tomorrow.
1-3 Tbsp. grape jelly
1 Tbsp. milk
Food coloring -- 1 Tbsp. per egg
1. Break the number of eggs you need in a bowl.
2. Add jelly, milk, spinach, cheese and food coloring.
3. Scramble eggs.
4. Serve with ham.